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fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

k009:

Got to bring it everywhere!

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

alchemic-fallen-angel:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

dennys:

termsofenragement:

dennys:

Relationship status: Breakfast

It’s two thirty in the afternoon.

When we’re together time doesn’t exist.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

deanirae:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

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comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

rhube:

eheheheheehehehehehehe - I GOT YOUR BUM.

rhube:

eheheheheehehehehehehe - I GOT YOUR BUM.

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T